Our lawyers say this ain't advice

Disclaimer: These returns will beat anything you've seen before. But to keep it legal, consult with a spiritual advisor to confirm this works.

Ever tried stuffing a suitcase for a looong trip?

Because let’s face it - dinner wouldn’t be the same without that extra pair of shoes.

Life’s kinda like that.

More and more crap stuff shows up.

Nicer cars. Newer boat. Bigger house.

That McMansion ain’t gonna fit through them pearly gates, ya know!

Scripture says, “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy... but store up for yourselves treasures in heaven..." (Matthew 6:19-20).

Here's the lowdown:

The real golden nuggets aren't in your wallet (but in your heart).

Mama always says, "Ain't no U-Haul behind a hearse."

Wait, does she say that? She should...

Time to invest in souls over stuff.

And swap that gold for some Heavenly glory.

Geronimo, Amen!

Sweet, that’s issue #11 of The Spark. Welcome to the new people who signed up since last week! And huge thanks to everyone who referred a friend. 🙏

Sooo… the iPad we wrote this email on fell off the desk and cracked the screen just before hitting send. Errr, it’s only stuff, right? 😳